![]() How many engines do you have under your hood?.Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d jack you up and check out your undercarriage.Hey baby! I got the biggest exhaust pipe you’ll ever see!.Did you get the chassis stiffener on your model?.Hey, do you like your car? I was thinking of getting one for my mom.Are you as efficient with your hands as you are with your energy?.Excuse me, ma’am, we’re going to have to ask you to turn down the wattage on that smile you’re blinding the other drivers.Do you think I could borrow a cup of power steering fluid?.Those are some nice headlights, but there’s no need to put your high beams on… yet.Hey baby, if I was a car, I’d need some coolant, because you’ve got my engine overheating.I’d drive a million miles for one of your smiles.Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again?.Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?.Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d check your oil regularly.Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d totally wreck you.Did you have your car custom painted to match your eyes? Because they are both the most beautiful shade of _ (insert color) I’ve seen, and in this light, you seem to shimmer.Hey baby! If you were a car, I’d drive you all night long.I don’t drive a car, but I’d love to walk you home!.Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?.Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d let you jump me.Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time?.Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d definitely run up the mileage.Will I get a chance to pop your clutch?.Hey Baby! May I check your fluids with my dipstick.Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?. ![]() Hey baby! Ever heard of the dancing car? Get in and I will show you.I’m lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?.Hey Girl! You have a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper.Girl: No…Guy: How about coffee instead?.Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d have to turn off your brights, because your headlights are blinding.Guy: I’m listening to Car Talk on the radio, would you like to join me?.I’ve got a bed in the back of my truck, it seems there’s too much room for one….Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else.Since gas prices are so high, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight.Can you help me with my GPS? I need directions to find my way into your heart.How about I shift my stick into something else….Can I open your bonnet and check out your oil with my dipstick.Can I offer you a space to plug in and recharge?.Hey Girl! Who needs a pick-up line when you’ve got a pickup truck.If you were a car door, I’d slam you all night long.If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!.
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